WWE 2K24 took a page from the Hitman school of combat and decided to let wrestlers channel their inner assassins. In this upcoming installment of the annual series, players can now throw any weapon they have at their opponents, turning the ring into a chaotic battlefield of flying objects and hilarious mayhem. It's like a comical game of dodgeball, but with steel chairs and sledgehammers instead of rubber balls.
The best part? The weight of these weapons doesn't seem to matter at all. So, picture this: a wrestler hurls a massive sledgehammer across the ring, and instead of crashing down like a ton of bricks, it gracefully glides through the air like a majestic bird. It's a sight to behold and a testament to the game's commitment to over-the-top entertainment.
Swinging a weapon is equally satisfying. The crack of a kendo stick against an opponent's back feels appropriately brutal, while the impact of a sledgehammer on someone's face had me cringing and laughing at the same time. It's a delightful mix of violence and absurdity, made even funnier by the fact that WWE has decided to keep its characters blood-free. So, you can enjoy the spectacle without worrying about any gory consequences.
The fun doesn't stop there. WWE 2K24 embraces the spirit of hardcore wrestling without going overboard. Although I didn't get a chance to put anyone through a table or use the ring steps as an impromptu murder tool, the game seems to strike a balance between physicality and humor. It's all about having a blast while inflicting pain, without crossing the line into gratuitous violence.
If you thought Agent 47's skill with a fire axe was impressive, wait until you witness the magic of WWE 2K24. It's like the laws of physics take a backseat to sheer badassery. The game doesn't strive for realism; it aims to be ridiculously awesome, and it succeeds in every way. I felt the same rush when my shovel took on a mind of its own, soaring through the air to deliver a satisfying blow to my opponent's head.
Now, it's worth noting that the annual wrestling sim isn't always the epitome of polish. New mechanics and ideas can sometimes be a bit rough around the edges. But you know what? That's part of the charm. The wonkiness of throwing weapons adds to the overall hilarity. Just when you think you've gained the upper hand by smacking your opponent with a chair, they reverse the move and steal the weapon from you, turning the tables - quite literally, if they're feeling mischievous.
Throwing weapons in WWE 2K24 simplifies the equation and adds a dose of unpredictable fun. You'll find yourself constantly hurling random objects at your opponents because it looks so hilarious and deals a decent amount of damage. And here's the best part: they hardly ever miss. As long as your rival wrestler is within your line of sight, a press of a button will send the weapon hurtling towards them like a guided missile. It's like the objects have a mind of their own, seeking out their targets with unwavering determination.
Now, I'm not sure if all of this was intentional or if it was just some bugs in the preview build. But I sincerely hope they keep it in the final version of the game. There's something undeniably amusing about yeeting a steel chair from one side of the arena to the other, watching it defy the laws of physics as it homes in on its target. And the best part? Your hapless enemy can do nothing but futilely attempt to outrun it, ultimately failing as you secure a quick and hilarious victory.
In WWE 2K24, weapons aren't just tools for inflicting pain. They're sources of laughter and absurdity. So, get ready to embrace the chaos, unleash your inner assassin, and enjoy the hilarity that ensues when wrestlers start flinging blunt objects at each other. It's a side of professional wrestling you've never seen before, and it's guaranteed to keep you entertained and laughing throughout every match.