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Gears of Whaaaaat? CliffyB's Epic Consulting Adventure!

Once again, the gaming world finds itself in the midst of a CliffyB storm! The man behind the iconic Gears of War franchise, Cliff Bleszinski, has com...

M. Moon

Jan 28, 2024

Gears of Whaaaaat? CliffyB's Epic Consulting Adventure!

Once again, the gaming world finds itself in the midst of a CliffyB storm! The man behind the iconic Gears of War franchise, Cliff Bleszinski, has come forward with a proposition so juicy it could make even the Locust Horde salivate. In a statement that rocked the gaming community, Bleszinski expressed his willingness to lend his expertise to Microsoft and The Coalition, the current stewards of the Gears of War saga. But alas, he claims that the sound of silence is all he hears from the powers that be!

CliffyB, known for his sharp wit and larger-than-life personality, took to the virtual stage to air his grievances. "Look, we've been over this a million times re: Gears," he declared, his words echoing through the halls of nostalgia. "I'm down to consult. Give my two cents. Crickets. I understand that Gears will always be an enormous part of my legacy. I appreciate and respect that."

The man has a point! Who better to consult on the franchise he birthed than its very own creator? From a PR standpoint alone, it would be pure gold! Just imagine the headlines: "CliffyB Returns to the Gears of War Frontlines! Chainsaws and Banter Galore!" The gaming world would erupt with excitement, and the Locusts would tremble in their subterranean lairs.

But alas, it seems that Microsoft and The Coalition have yet to pick up the bat-phone and dial CliffyB's number. "OK. It is what it is. If they were smart, they'd enlist me for my input," CliffyB mused with a hint of resignation. "Ah well. It is what it is. So be it."

One can't help but wonder what the gears of fate have in store for the franchise now that its legendary creator is waiting in the wings. Will the COG soldiers march on without him, their chainsaw bayonets gleaming in the sun? Or will they realize the error of their ways and bring CliffyB back into the fold? Only time will tell.

In the meantime, CliffyB has been on quite the journey of his own. After bidding farewell to the gaming world, he embarked on a voyage of self-discovery. Restaurants, Broadway, memoirs, and even stand-up comedy! The man has been busy spreading his creative wings far and wide. He's like an entrepreneur of entertainment, exploring uncharted territories with the same gusto he once brought to the battlefield.

But let's not forget his lasting legacy. Gears of War will forever bear his indelible mark, just as he left his chainsaw-wielding mark on the Locusts' faces. It's a testament to his talent and vision that the franchise continues to thrive even without his direct involvement. And who knows, maybe one day the gears of fate will turn, and CliffyB will return to reclaim his throne.

So, fellow gamers, let us raise our Lancers high and toast to the man who dared to bring us the thrill of chainsaw duels and emotional storytelling. CliffyB, we salute you! May your future endeavors be as epic as the battles you once waged on the virtual battlefield. And to Microsoft and The Coalition, think long and hard. The creator of Gears of War awaits your call, ready to unleash his creative genius once more. The gears are turning, and the gaming world holds its breath in anticipation.

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