Once upon a time, in the treacherous realm of Baldur's Gate 3, there lived a fellow named Gale. Now, let me tell you, Gale was quite the character. A charming soul, indeed. But beware, my friends, for if this dear fellow were to meet his untimely demise amidst the hustle and bustle of a crowded city, chaos would ensue. You see, within Gale's fragile frame resides the infamous Netherese Orb, a force so destructive that it could turn a vibrant metropolis into nothing more than a smoldering crater in a matter of days. Oh, the calamity!
Gale, being the witty wizard that he is, proposes a solution. He claims that if you refuse to aid him, he shall seek solace in a desolate place, away from prying eyes, and await his impending doom. But what if, my dear readers, we were to whisk him away to another plane of existence? A realm far removed from the perils of this tumultuous world?
Alas, it seems our attempts to send Gale's lifeless body down to the fiery depths of Hell would not save our game from an untimely demise. As revealed by the intrepid Reddit user, ThePawn08, in a now-deleted post (fear not, they made another one!), sending Gale to Hell by enlisting the involuntary assistance of Raphael proved futile. ThePawn08, in a desperate bid to prevent Gale's cataclysmic eruption, managed to encounter Raphael in their camp, a fortuitous event indeed. Utilizing a spell to silence the unwitting Raphael and employing the art of reverse-pickpocketing, they surreptitiously placed Gale's deceased form upon him, concealed within the depths of his unsuspecting trousers.
Once the silencing spell wore off, ThePawn08 engaged in conversation with Raphael, who, oblivious to his newfound companion, teleported back to The House of Hope. Little did Raphael know that a deceased wizard now resided in his nether regions. However, much to ThePawn08's dismay, even after a restful slumber, their world remained ravaged by the explosive aftermath of the Gale bomb. It seems Larian, the masterminds behind this enchanting game, hadn't accounted for the possibility of Gale wreaking havoc in an alternate plane of existence. Oh, the trials and tribulations of virtual realms!
But wait! There's a twist in this whimsical tale. If Gale were to meet his fiery fate in Hell, a peculiar occurrence unfolds. Instead of the usual explosive cutscene, ThePawn08 found themselves trapped in a lengthy black screen, a surprise ending, if you will. Oh, the wonders of digital storytelling!
Incredibly, my friends, ThePawn08's experiment with Gale's lifeless body is not the strangest escapade undertaken by Baldur's Gate 3 enthusiasts. Oh, no! These devoted fans, seemingly consumed by curiosity, have embarked on a quest of their own. Their minds, fixated on the mysteries of bear anatomy, have pondered the fate of Halsin's private parts when he undergoes his remarkable transformation into a magnificent bear. Armed with scientific accuracy and actual bear imagery, these daring souls strive to unravel this enigma. Truly, they are pushing the boundaries of knowledge. Keep up the splendid work, dear enthusiasts!
And so, dear readers, we find ourselves immersed in the extraordinary world of Baldur's Gate 3, where bodies are misplaced, explosions abound, and the intricacies of bear anatomy consume the minds of adventurers. Let us venture forth, with humor and curiosity as our guiding lights, for within this fantastical realm, anything is possible!